mad lad tall skinny fast as fuck and chucks mad left hooks
owen is so tall and fast i wish he was my bf
The most amazing being in existence
- one of the many Owens
Damn it is Owen
a fat stinky bastard that can’t take steps without causing a large avalanche. this is caused by the amount of shit he eats on the daily. please take a shower 👍
‘bro look at that fat guy’
‘ikr. i bet he’s called owen’
a manipulative ass. also the most charming and funny lad you’ll ever meet
Absolute massive dong makes all the ladies scream with his huge dong, he has the biggest dong and nobody can resist his massive bulge
his penis is like a religious cult, his dong is life he his the definition of dong
Wow look at that man with a huge dong I wish he was inside me I bet his name is owen
the best guy you will ever meet
and should be treated as a king/queen
sometimes has a friend named rowan/idiot
rowan: you are so amazing Owen, and you are the best friend ever i should praise you for being so good