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wall puppy

An Australian slang term for giant huntsman spiders

"Oi mate, we got a wall puppy over here!"

by St. Chode January 7, 2025


puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022


Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.

When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.

by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 29, 2021


Puppy Maker

A fertile womb of a female human or female werewolf

Girl - " dump your hot sticky load deep into my Puppy maker . "

by legion69420 January 21, 2015


Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.

Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."

by King's Fork Honey Badger March 27, 2012


Airport Puppy

An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.

"Stay away from Joel today, he's an absolute airport puppy after this weekened. Def has covid"

by Ders McGee September 14, 2022


screaming puppy

The kind of person who sets alarms to wake them ion the middle of the night so that they can spend iTunes vouchers in idle games.

Damm that’s one screaming puppy

by Echgoddess December 14, 2022