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Girl with a hot body but minging face
Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.
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1)Those annoying people who walk up to your door, driving the dog crazy and making you think someone's there, only to hang some advert on your door and leave.
Look, the paper hangers trashed your door again.
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A term to describe a a person who only reels in ugly people or meaning they are ugly.
Jim: Man that chick was hot...
Bob: Thats just your paper bag fetish talking
Jim:..stfu
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the act of brutally beating someone and taping it
a bunch of gangstas brutally beat down a random person putting them on the paperchase and video taping the act.
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when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.
Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.
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had a BM, diarrhea, pooped
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
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A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.
"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"
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