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Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.
I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.
A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.
Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake
The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo
“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”
when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.
Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!
A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!