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a very unholy thing, not only does it look unholy, it is a sleep paralysis demon that can cause all sorts of nightmares.
I burn Percy pillows on a daily basis
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The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
I love you forever, also take a shower.
“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2
A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
A pillow that looks like a human that lives in nj
"Philo the Pillow" I yelled.
Ignores
a pillow you specifically only use when you’re sick (a comfort pillow)
daughter : mom i’m sick can you get me my “sick pillow”
mom: here’s your “sick pillow” dear