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Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.

"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

by Nickdaisy May 22, 2010

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Mississippi Pipe Wrench

Having a huge and deformed penis with an extra large pee hole

I saw Tom in the locker room yesterday, he had a huge Mississippi Pipe Wrench

by Yourmainmandjdanthemixman November 7, 2015


Smoke the Gamer Pipe

A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."

"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."

"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."

by snarkeater September 13, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Indiana Corn Pipe

When an Indiana boy takes pieces of corn and shoves them in his urethra in order to plug his cock with corn. He will then masturbate a few times so that his dick will swell up due to the amount of semen stuck in there. After a few good pumps, his dick will be huge, and he can lay a girl with an Indiana Corn Pipe.

Meg: How did it go with Brayden last night?
Jackie: Brayden shoved pieces of corn up his cock so it was huge after I gave him a few handjobs. He totally laid me with his massive Indiana Corn Pipe.

by jtuglybear April 12, 2019


Fourth Pipe Bimbo

Noun - A fourth pipe bimbo is a word originating from the YouTube channel GameAttack. It refers to someone who plays so poorly in a game or event (usually Mario Party) that they frequently get fourth/last place

Good job getting last Greg ya freakin fourth pipe bimbo.

by ExpectingBird February 17, 2018


Pipe the fuck down

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.

1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.

by Mr. Handlebars January 11, 2013

185๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


park & pipe rats

Park & Pipe Rats are persons who spend their days skiing and riding the Park and Pipe features at a ski resort and waste precious lift line space for real skiers and snow riders.

Park & Pipe Rats speak the language of dude-speak and are known for their dude-tude attitude towards the general skiing and snowboarding public.

Easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses and Bruno style hair cuts, male Park & Pipe Rats are dangerous to both young women and cougars alike.

Jib Slice and the rest of his Park & Pipe Rats buddies have poached more cougars at this ski hill than the ski instructors.

Those Park & Pipe Rats look like they shop at the Big and Tall store. All upper body and really short legs. That's what makes them so good at cougar hunting, I guess?!?

by Jib Slice May 13, 2010

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