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pocket vetoing

The act of fizzling a date or relationship by ignoring them.

Jerry fizzled the relationship by cold-shouldering her calls and texts: you know, Pocket Vetoing.

by thekappen December 30, 2011

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Pussy Pocket

A small space between couch cushions were one can sit, or store items.

Mom, alysa is stuck in that pussy pocket.
I think I left my chips in that pussy pocket.

by Marsh_boss123 December 3, 2016

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Sacked in the Pocket

Football QB metaphor applied to dating meaning to get told by someone that they just want to be friends or don't like you back, before you can make a move or ask them out.

In football, when a QB gets tackled before he can leave the pocket created by his linemen, it's called getting sacked in the pocket.

Me: Yo man did you ask that chick from your class out yet ?
Tom: Nah, man I got sacked in the pocket.

by Oklahoma City Plumber February 16, 2011

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Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 30, 2009

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Pocket Divorce

Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.

Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."

Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."

Eric: "I lost everything!"

by SpoonMenace March 2, 2011

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hot pocket

when a girl opens her viginia and the guy takes a shit in the pocket making a hot pocket

looks like you got hot pocketed

Jerry is hot pocketing his girl

by Ryan Noblaze May 6, 2006

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pocket rocket

Henri Richard, a former former professional ice hockey player who played centre with the Montreal Canadiens from 1955 to 1975. Although 15 years his junior, he was the brother of hockey legend Maurice 'The Rocket' Richard and consequently because he was smaller (5'7" and 160 lbs.), he was given the nickname 'The Pocket Rocket'.

Commentator #1: Look at the pocket rocket go!

by 12ed-13lue July 4, 2005

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