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When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.
Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
When you are sad that you are about to beat a game or have beaten a game that has taken so many wonderful hours of your time.
I have been avoiding my favorite game recently because of my post game depression.
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Post Disney Depression (PDD) happens to kids and guests all over the world. However, a severe case happens to cast members who do a program known as the ICP (International College Program) or CRP ( Cultural Representative Program). Some symptoms of PDD are: saying a cheesy greeting to people as they enter the parks, parties at Vista Way apartments, Sunday nights at House of Blues, karaoke night at Buffalo Wild Wings, 4 lokos, late night Wendy's and Wal Greens runs, and the list goes on. As of right now no cure has been found. Disney has been told about this program and research funding has begun for this initiative.
I can't function. I'm suffering from Post Disney Depression.
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The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.
Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..
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intense feeling of loneliness and nostalgia, following an awesome night and/or weekend of getting drunk and hooking up
Omg, I had so much fun last night with Tyler. This post party depression is killing me. Do you think he's gonna call?
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The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.
Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.
A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.
My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.
Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.
My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"
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