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Pound pals

Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies. Booty call.

Joyce and I were really into each other, but because of the distance we decided to be just pound pals when I'm in town

by WTT82 December 06, 2018


Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022


ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.

I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.

by Sweeturkraut April 03, 2017


Neopets Pound Chat

A Cesspool of Lies, Thievery and Hypocrisy, Where people go to feel superior to others

Did you hear about the Insanity Happening in America rn?

Yeah man its Peak Neopets Pound Chat vibes

by Buizelar March 20, 2021


pound ground

To get on your Harley Davidson and ride.

yoo what are you up to today? want to go pound ground?

by beezeedoesit January 06, 2017


shame pound

When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.

When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.

by Slick Mickey September 23, 2015


Pound Town

When a dude is seriously eating the shit out of something.

Damn, very morning John buys a burrito and goes to Pound Town on that bitch.

by Rizzo99 April 22, 2017