The pudding mixture that forms in a males bellybutton after masturbating.
I was on PornHub. 5 minutes later I made belly button pudding.
When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants
Jim had a pudding hammock during gym
What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.
They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.
when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"
when a male ejaculates on someone’s foot
“Let me give you some foot pudding”
“I have some pudding for your foot, aka foot pudding”
Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.
He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.
"Me and my girl tried doing a Pudding Show but we backed out at the last second."