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this school is full of pure chaos!! welcome to bonner where we have principles that expel people for no reason!! not to mention the school lunch…
fights, weed, nic, thots, emos you name it bonner has it all
don’t forget ab the horible sports. the football teams haven’t had a winning record since 201
-gavin mf schierbaum<3
robert e clark MIDdle school is an “amazing school for gifted students” 💀
1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
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To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.
According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.
Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.
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The guy who is and will stay loyal to all in his life. Usually plays baseball or basketball and has curly blonde hair and blue eyes. He is so perfect in every way and he is loved by many! He doesnt usually think he's very attractive. He is SUPER funny and makes every girl GO CRAZY. any girl would be lucky to meet a Robert!
Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!
Girl1: OMG i totally love robert he is so perfect in every way and i love him so much! nobody makes me feel like he does!
Girl2: AWW Robert is totally lovable! u need to go out with him!
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The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
He is like no one you have ever met before. His eyes, voice, smile, body and just his everything are everything you know you can't live without. Just always love him and he will always be there. Even when he can't be, he is always there.
I wish everyone could have a Robert Wayne Crawford in their life.
A slender built man with a large appendage who is known to make everyone happy
That young man is such a Robert Grindstaff.