Russian Pie

When someone shits on both of your nipples and then slaps each nipple with the head of the head of the penis while ejaculating and puts it in their partners mouth. Mmmm delicious.

Hey honey, you craving a Russian Pie tonight?

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Russian Cinderella

A torture method in which one cuts off their victim's heels and uses crows to peck out their eyes. Inspired by the ending of the original telling of Cinderella.

Person 1 - "He lied to us. What do we do?"
Person 2 - "Give him a Russian Cinderella."

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russian drainpipe

v. Where, after consuming alcoholic beverages, a man and woman engange in intercourse until the female has an explosive shit.

Man: you wanna russian drainpipe?

Drunk girl: Hell Yeah!

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Russian Spin

When the male lays on his back and the girls lays on him he sticks his dick in her ass and lubes up the boddies and sticks his fingers in her vagina an sees how fast he can spin her.

King Folk gave Madeline a very fast Russian Spin.

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russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.

Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch

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Russian-Pipeline

when 3 russian people are lined up mouth to anus but they are naked in the freezing cold.

Me nikoli and sam had a russian-pipeline last night. My knees froze off

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russian doll

v. to warm up with a smaller dick or ideally a series of smaller dicks leading up to fucking a really big dick

That dick is way to big! I need to russian doll a few smaller ones first

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