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The only pain in which someone can control, bull, it is a way of self-pity, you feel sorry for yourself so you cut yourself.
Guy 1: What's on your arm?
Guy 2: Happy scars!
Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.
Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.
Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.
Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.
Guy 1: AHHHH!
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A stupid way to cope. Please never do this, if you are in crisis, reach out for help. Self-harming won't help you. Please take care.
Boy: Are you okay?
Girl: I self-harmed..
Boy: Please get help. Don't self harm.
Girl: Okay.
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One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
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A serious form of narcissism. To act as if one is an important person without actually doing anything worthwhile to prove it, thus making one look like a complete tool.
Sometimes abbreviated as USI.
Idiot: Hey guys! I just put up all these sweet pictures of myself on Facebook, and I've got this vlog that you've gotta check out. If you don't, you're clearly some kind of lesser being, 'cause everyone loves me for no reason!
Smart Person: Sounds like unwarranted self-importance to me.
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An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.
Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.
Positive or negative expectations about circumstances, events, or people that may affect a persons behavior toward them in a manner that he or she (unknowingly) creates situations in which those expectations are fulfilled.
In other words, causing something to happen by believing it will come true
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Example 1:
An employer sees a new employee and automatically expects him to be disloyal. The employer then treats the employee in a way to elicit the very response he concluded.
Example 2:
Labeling someone a "criminal," and treating that person as such, may foster criminal behavior in the person who is subjected to the expectation, thus creating a self fulfilling prophecy
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A term that originated in popular NBC television show Parks and Recreation, when Tom and Donna two financially self destructive adults that work in the Parks and Rec. Department of Pawnee, Indiana decide to spend an entire day pampering and spoiling themselves. However in the process end up destroying their bank accounts.
"Once a year Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"
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