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Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.
Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”
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A psychological disorder common in police officers 5'6" and under. Do to self-esteem issues stemming from their reduced stature, they compensate by exerting an amount of angst non-proportional to the violation incurred by the offender.
Guy: What's the problem officer?
Short cop: What's the problem!?! You were going 57 in a 55 zone!!! (gets all red in the face) And keep your hands on the wheel where i can see them!!!
Guy(thinking): God what a case of short cop syndrone
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A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc
Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.
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to have kangaroos in the top paddock; to be a stubbie short of six pack; not the full quid; a nutter or person who is not of the usual intellect
that drongo Bush is a few snags short of a barbie
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Bart Simpson. Used by some lady that thought he was just an urban legend
If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived, we have ourselves a nominee!
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some one whose a hoe whore whatever u want to call it
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A short I E is term used to describe a hot sexy girl. with a great amazing body.
famous for being used by T- Pain
(girl walks by)
ERIC: SHORT I E
JESSE: AWH YEAHH DOEEEE
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