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A hoe that wishes she could be as bad as her sister and who know one gives a damn about!
TRAP QUEENS SISTER:
bitch who wishes she could be as cool as her sister and know one give a damn about!
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A theory that states that all younger sisters are either ugly, retarded or mind-numbingly annoying, no matter what. Sometimes, they can be a combination of these, or all three at once. These attributes are more pronounced the greater the age difference between the younger siter and her older sibling.
If the older sibling dies, the younger sister becomes neutral until such time that a younger brother is born, in which case the Older Sister Theory will take effect.
Similar to the Older Sister Theory, if there is a not-annoying, -retarded or -ugly younger sister, then one or more of the following must be true:
1. She is not blood related
2. She has a disease
3. She has addiction problems
4. She does not really have older siblings
5. You are living a lie
Example:
Guy1 "So your sister's a total twat, huh?"
Guy2 "Why would you say that?"
Guy1 "Younger Sister Theory."
Guy3 "Bitch must die!"
Guy2 "Actually, she's not that bad."
Guy1 "Dude! Seriously?!"
Guy2 "We aren't actually related, chill out."
Guy3 "Sweet! You into voyeurism?"
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When two eskimo sisters elivate their siserhood with an aerial position of both women riding the same man on his face and cock respectively and the joining of hands.
"That time Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy slept together with JFK, they totally became French Eskimo sisters. They even high - fived."
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I just cleaned the shower, so don't kiss your sister!
no more kissing my sister, you.
(laughs) What? Huh? Hmm? Um, that's an expression for peeing in the shower.
I'm not gonna pee in the shower anymore.
Why? Why doesn't he get to do that? Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
Why can't I? And why bring it up now? It goes right down the drain.
You know what? Let's all kiss our sister.
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When you have always been the one to pick on your siblings with no consequences... and therefore as an adult shamelessly poke at others even when you shouldn’t. Specially when an adult female poked fun and teases others because they never had an older sibling to put them in their place.
My girlfriend won’t stop trying to tickle me when we cuddle and finds it funny. It’s like she has big sister syndrome. Little does she know what’s coming!
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The lesser of two twins, regardless of sex. There is always a dominant twin.
Jesse may be a superior athlete but he is totally the Weak Sister.
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A white man who exclusively dates and is attracted to black women. He usually dresses and acts black or uneducated. The male version of a queen of spades or bro hoe.
Chad won't date Jessica because he's trying to get with Sharifa, he's such a sister mister.
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