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NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.
Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.
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When you sleepwalk into your friends room and teabag him while you're both asleep.
Tim must have sleeping bagged me last night because there is ball hair on my chin.
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He's sleeping with the fishes tonight
Your going to sleep with the fishes if your not lucky
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A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack
A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:
(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)
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(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.
Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock
Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.
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Falling asleep in a potentially detrimental, dangerous or life threatening situation.
1) "Where were you when the fire alarm went off?"
"oh, i chose to have a danger sleep"
2) "mate, i woke up on the roundabout this morning..."
"you were totally having a danger sleep"
3)Having a "danger sleep" in the front row of class
4) "zzzz... (danger sleep)"
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When you find out your friends are gay in the least subtle way.
Hey, guys wanna have a sleep over
I could have a sleep over at my house
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