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The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.
The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.
When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other
Last night me and Jess done the slip n slide for the first time it was amazing.
when you cover you and your partner in a slippery substance and slide down a hallway while having sex
I fucked a bitch on the slip n slide
Having sex right after a shower when still wet.
My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.
The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
When a man with drum mag balls unloads his semen upon a female and creates a puddle of nut
Brooo he gave her the Slip'n Slide after not wanking it for a month.
youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”