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Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was."
Haven't you ever heard of a sloppy Cronkite? Its when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "That.. is the way it was." - Jon Stewart
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When you meet some lad with your eyes open
It was so weird, she opened her eyes halfway through
She did a sloppy Jegan ???
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The Sloppy Seventh is when a man reaches his fist inside the anus of a dying cow for the seventh time in one week. Once the man reaches the large intestine, he pulls done, causing the cow to poopy on his hand.
"I went outback to my barn when I saw Betsie and immediately introduced her to the Sloppy Seventh. On the seventh day of the week, she finally shat on my hand and I splooged in my pants because of excitement."
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When someone gives oral sex to a mans penis; while packing the fattest lip of tobacco
Yeah bro my sister gave me a sloppy Dallas last night
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when a the person who is giving head to another, slobbers so much to the point where their mouth is as dry as a desert, and the conceiver climaxes, and can no longer feel their leg
why is Andrew in a wheel chair?
Tory gave him a sloppy flopper last night
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When a group of fucking retarded dumb boys stand in a circle and try to masturbate as fast as they can on the Oreo and the last one to cum has to eat the cum-filled oreo.
Darren: "Yo man, I'm so annoyed I lost the sloppy oreo challenge yesterday"
Mark: "We should try it one time, I'd like to taste it"
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Another name for a dap greeting, or "knucks."
"Hey, man, I got some Sloppy D's for you!"
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