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A man who is keen on Irony. Example: making a fake definition of himself to show how stupid social media trends are.
Steven should get a life, but it's too late for that now.
Some of the best people in the world, the kind of person everyone likes. Kind, really smart, snarky, and funny. A good friend and a better boyfriend. May also have musical talent depending on which species of Steven, the organism is. Not to be confused with Stephen.
Sophie, in the middle of her conversation with James: " Hi Steven!"
Steven : "Oh hi! How did you do on your test?"
Sophie: "100! Thanks to your help!"
Steven: "Wow, you did great!"
One conversation later
Sophie: "Wow, Steven is so helpful... I think I have a crush on him..."
James: "I'm now gay and wish he would talk to me more"
Steven is one of the kindest amd hottest people you’ll meet, although they can get angry at times, they are always there and always have a big dick to please with ;)
A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing
Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
The male version of a Karen, not to be confused with a Steve. Steves are nicer guys who don't call themselves by their full name, where Stevens are mean and annoying enough to call themselves by their full name.
"stop attacking me"
"ugh you are such a Steven"
Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.
Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.