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A straight edge person, is one who woke up one morning when one was around the age of 14 and one realized, "Wait, I haven't done any drugs yet, all of my friends have, I need to come up with an excuse for why I'm not cool. I know, I'll tell everyone I'm straight edge!"
One then lives one's life until the age of 23 being straight edge. Get's "xxx" tattooed on one's arm, never gets laid. Upon turning the age of 24, has a beer, regrets the tattoo, and realizes it's too late to ever have sex because one is a homo.
See Homo Thug
Person 1: "Hey man... you know when you're tripping and-"
Cut off by Person 2: "No way dude, I'm straight edge."
Person 1: "Oh, so do you like butt sex?"
Person 2: "No, I'm straight edge."
Person 1: "You're gay."
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The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.
After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."
legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy
Bro this song is Straight homo
A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.
Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!
Where people like Charlie Damilio and Chase Hudson pops up on your fyp
Dude I think I'm on straight tiktok
tough luck dude
A previously trending term used during early quarantine to delineate between 'bland' posts on TikTok and more emerging uses of the app, including offbeat 'Gen Z humor' and strange/humourous challenges or inside jokes. 'Straight TikTok' denotes videos of 'Thirst Traps', videos made for the creator to seem attractive or appealing, or videos made by the mainstream internet celebrities made famous by, or partaking in, TikTok e.g. Noah Beck or Charli D'amelio.
The use of 'Straight' to describe this type of feed could be because 'Straight TikTok' featured videos produced by conventionally attractive heterosexual female and male users for audiences of their opposite gender. It may have also originated from the perception that non-conventional humor and styles were commonly engaged with by people who were not heterosexual or cisgendered (like Emo or Scene culture).
The term became outdated near the end of 2020 as the trends it delineated between declined (like 'FrogTok' and other 'sides' of TikTok), and the changing culture of TikTok which saw a wide acceptance of liking TikTok celebrities and enjoying others' and ones own attractiveness without societal guilt or 'cringe'.
Despite the term literally originating from heterosexuality, sexuality often did not designate which version of the algorithmic For You Page a user of TikTok was on, simply the type of videos in their feed. E.g. a straight person could be on 'Gay TikTok' and a homosexual person could be on 'Straight TikTok'.
Person 1: "Woah check out Addison Rae's video on my for you page!"
Person 2: "Bruh, I can't believe you're on straight tiktok."
A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)
That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.