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A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.
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Another name for large tires on a car.
"Holy crap check out the size of the meat hooks on that car"
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When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married
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Can be used in speaking about basketball or marrowwind
That shot was off da hook
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Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.
Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!
After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.
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well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked
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The perfect way to dismiss what someone is saying . To totally blow someone off when they are talking nonsense.
YOu respond OK Cool Hook Em, when your buddy says, Dude, you know my football team is way better than yours.
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