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Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.

Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D

by QuacksO March 23, 2019


tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.

"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."

by Resolution7 October 11, 2022


smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 17, 2023


white tailed

white tailing refers to attempting to thumb a chick in the ass and her trying to get away so that your hand looks like that of a tail of a white tail deer.

so i was getting busy with this lady last night and she white tailed on me

by thedecorator May 4, 2011


Fairy Tailed

When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.

"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."

by PeakSunsSelfDoubt<3 December 15, 2021


Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021


G-tails

Insignificant excuses/details to explain

Ie, what had happened was......

After one lame excuse after another, I'm just not interested in your triflin' g-tails
Go spin your stories somewhere else ,

by Lili05 May 30, 2011