Cake Boss

A person who flirts romantically on a daily basis. Or a person that shows P.D.A - public display of affection. Also a cake boss can be someone that uses pick up lines alot. also when you see a cake boss let them know that you notice them by saying: bew bew bew bew.

will: dude did you hear blakelys getting married!
me: damn dudes an cake boss!

cup caking

hugged up with a woman.

yah boi was cup caking with that girl all night at the party.

fart cake

A cake that has been corrupted by a perverted woman who indulges above all in sitting in cakes and releasing her stinky methane ass juice into it. Remarkably produced by women who have fart fetish.

Q: What kind of cake is it?
A: It's a fart cake. Someone has just passed gas on it.

Eccles Cake

An Eccles Cake is a native of the Lancashire town of Eccles.
Eccles Cakes are very closely related to the neighbouring Salfordians but like to maintain their own identity. The Eccles accent is not unlike the Salford and 'North' Manchester accent but retains an ever so slight bit of Lancashire Twang (or yonner speak) though this is expected to die out totally in the near future.
Eccles cake pastimes include looking for things to steal (usually in affluent neighbouring areas such as Monton and Worsley as there is nothing worth stealing in Eccles) ,looking for people to do harm to and getting very drunk. Many do spend most of their days going about practising these ancient pastimes.

Eccles cake: "Now den felloh, cud ah cadge a bifta off yoh?"
Person: "Sorry, I only have one left"
Eccles cake: "Wot Ya Nob-ed, giz a cig now ya wool!!"
Person: "Fuck off!!"
Eccles Cake: "Sort it!"

nade cakes

Term used for any type of herpes whether it be oral or genital, especially when it causes fear and anxiety to be around one with nade-cakes.

Dude, Billy has nade cakes!

Cake Chaser

A fat person, self-explanatory. Somewhat like salad dodger

Phil was walking down the street and caught sight of a little boy, he noticed he was somewhat of a fat little fuck... a real cake chaser.

balm cake

another name for bread rolls, common in manchester.

or

an eccentric or crackpot

the shops out of balm cakes,

or

'e's a right balm cake 'im.