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When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8
Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard
The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.
Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?
Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously
After consuming half of your Mickeys 40 oz malt liquor, proceed to fill what remains with mountain dew. It is most commonly consumed by stoned college students.
Bill: Hey Fred do you wanna get fucked off of some green bastards maybe roll a six paper joint tonight? i know i sure do!
Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?
3👍 25👎
Side project of the band Rancid. Includes Lars from Rancid and other band members that no one cares about. In my opinion they are way better than Rancid and have a more agressive punk style."Subterranean", "Skunx", "To Have and To Have Not" and "Anti-Social" are their better songs.
Brent: "Rancid kicks ass dude!"
Kaz Moses: "if you like rancid you have to listen to Lars Frederickson and the Bastards... theyre way better"
33👍 24👎
Person 1: you look pretty
Person 2: aw you look pretty too. PRETTY ANNOYING
person 1: you cheeky little bastard
Mom: do this dishes
Me: no
Mom: stop being a cheeky little bastard and do the fucking dishes before I cut you
Caesar Flickerman: don't make me promise you I won't cry
Katniss: you know I wouldn't believe you even if you did
Caesar: the girl on fire is cheeky!! a cheeky little bastard
10👍 5👎