When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)
Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”
Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”
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When you jam your cock up a girl's ass.
Yo, Lachanda. Lemme put my beans in the trunk, girl.
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Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.
Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.
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An unfortunate turn of fate.
"When they popped a cap in my homie's ass, that was cruel beans, man."
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The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.
Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.
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To be high or intoxicated.
"Dude man I'm bean souped out my mind right now."
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A Hispanic who has grown up in a white-wash area, or has by either outside influence or inner drive, ignored or abandoned his/her culture to be like the Caucasian race members.
Matt's such a Lima Bean, he can't even speak Spanish anymore.
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