a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.
Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!
WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
abdominal picture
“finna send me a crab pic?” “if you are eddie munson, yes”
15 british/jamaican person who does boxing
have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster
Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.
Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package