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Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 16, 2010


computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015


Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”

by LongCrabs March 23, 2019


crab pic

abdominal picture

finna send me a crab pic?” “if you are eddie munson, yes”

by eddiemunsonsslut July 20, 2022


jamaican crab go crunch

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020


Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

by Sketchymunk December 3, 2020


creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench December 20, 2017