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Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.
Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.
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When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and catches his cum in her mouth.
Did you enjoy my cream soda baby?
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A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...
Gay guy: *checks Grindr*
Guy: what are you doing?
Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy
Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...
Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.
Guy: ... cream tart....
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A cream pie on a sleeping person's face.
She fell asleep halfway through, so I wished her Sweet Creams.
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Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.
"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."
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the universal depression reverser
“i think i’m depressed”
“dude lets go for ice cream”
*un-depressed*
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