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A song that is sung at every edmonton eskimo home football game in-between the third and fourth quarter.
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Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua
Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders
Guy 2) show me that video
Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight
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A gun fight, usually with hand guns
Yeah, these 4 guys tried it on with me, so I whipped out my 9 and made that shit a Venezuelan fist fight
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alrght boys, i'll be back, i'm about to fight the war on terrorism
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When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.
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When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman
John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.
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To have a pillowfight with a bitch, only skeeting on it before the fight begins, so as you "swat the twat" in the face, you know shes getting a face of jizz.
"I got pissed, so had an Arabian Pillow fight with that whore."
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