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Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.
a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.
"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"
When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.
He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.
A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.