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The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.
"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."
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When you are banging a hot chick, fall on the floor and get smacked in the ass by a guy named Mark coming into the wrong room.
I was pulling a jersey bam bam and have the sore knees to prove it.
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a small, quaint little group of towns in New Joisey that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they eat pasta that they have claim to a popular descent that is widely accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have the asians. They overachieve and compensate for the lack of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they are willing to give it up.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
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The breeding grounds for future crackheads and potheads.
"Yo, we don't have to move to Camden to be gangsta, Homes. We from Norfwood. We Deptford New Jersey niggas!"
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Yet another TV show / film that makes New Jersey look bad. This time, MTV is the creator and Seaside Heights is the setting. Instead of filming a show about people who are actually from the Jersey Shore, they focus on the stereotypical fist-pumping, spikey-haired, roid-shooting, shirtless guidos who travel down from New York in the summer.
JOHN FROM BELMAR, NJ:
"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"
MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:
"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."
JOHN:
"Me neither."
MIKE:
"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."
JOHN:
"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
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A small town located in north central Pennsylvania surrounded by cow shit, cornfields, and murderous flocks of pigeons. Jersey Shore PA also offers a abundant amount of activities and sports including fishing, hunting,possum stomping, porcupine beating, and truck sluting. Gothics, wannabes, wiggers, are not excepted by the community. Black people,are accepted by everyone as long as they are more white than black. Individuals who wear carolinas, chew Copenhagen, and have sex with truck sluts are often the majority of the population.
When I get lonely I often drive my big jacked up Cummins through Jersey Shore PA in means of picking up a 16 year old truck slut who I will have sex with and never speak to you again.
TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES IN JERSEY SHORE PA
Person 1: yo man what are you up to?
Person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing Copenhagen and watching my dogs fuck.
Person 1: well I was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
Person 2: hell yeah man I'd love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
Person 1: good idea I'm just going to use the 9 iron tonight.
Person 2: where are we going to go?
Person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of Jersey Shore and Pine Creek till 4am.
Person 2: sounds like a plan dude I'll see you later.
NEXT MORNING........
Person 2: " has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to Facebook.
2 HOURS LATER. ...
Person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipshit out of jail.
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When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.
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