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During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.
I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.
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take a large bong rip, exhale into your partner's love hole, and then enjoy the hit from your partner's natural pipe.
dude, I'll marry the first girl that lets me smoke da queef!!
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the act of blowing weed smoke into a womens vagina then reinhaling it
my boyfriend tried a queef grand cherokee with me the other day, he said it got him really high
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The proper pronunciation for the NHL's Toronto based hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Guy 1: "Hey did you catch the Toronto Maple Queefs game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, they fucking suck!"
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A queef job or QJ is when a man has his face so close to a trollop's axe wound that when she queefs his hair gets blown back and a waft of mist hits his forhead.
I'm not certain how Mona got all that air in her twat but when I went down for a closer look, the queef job (QJ) she gave me blew my mind!!
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When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.
Artistic Queef Splatter
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a deragatory term for a woman's private region, and/or a woman herself, whose vagina (1) smells of moldy fish and (2) queefs so much that a group of said vaginas could replace the trumpet section of a standard orchestra.
ex girlfriends, girls from your friends one-night stand hook-up stories, girls from stories from kids you really don't consider your friends and you know are just making up stories that they hook up with girls when in real life they are probably still virgins.
*Note: Juno and Lindsay Lohan (before her crack stage) are IN NO WAY Smelly Queef Trumpets.
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