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A phenomenal magical man that will love you to your core, every piece of you..behind closed doors. He will approximately once a year let you know what you mean to him. When you're with him however all you will get out of him is criticisms and various hate speech about you. Don't worry, these words aren't about you, they're about him. It's the only way he can get such self hatred out, which he shouldn't have btw, because he's the most amazing guy on the entire planet. He will make what he hates about himself your fault and your problem. He can't stop the trash words out of his mouth. Even if he wants you to stay he will tell you to go, even going so far as to remove you with the police, all the while his eyes telling you he needs you. He lives walled up behind a self preservation barrier on an island of loneliness. He thinks he is perfect and underneath the porcupine exterior. he is. But you'll end up rabid and full of quills if you try. Noone can save this adorable raccoon from himself but him. Steals hearts and cracks them, steals your coat straight out of the dryer at the wash. And wants all your coins and internet because he is a leprechaun. He's really a beautiful unicorn though. And I will always love him. I wanted to invite him for Christmas and corn dogs but he bit me instead. My little oatmeal monster who needs head pats and songs. I know all the solutions to his pain but he swatted that away too. You know my number.
Sean is my rabid raccoon forever and always even tho he gave away my heart
a thin boned brony with a unibrow, they're an asshole and usually cares only for themselves.
Jose:"Where's Sean? He's late for DND."
Mag:"He's active on facebook messenger, so probably erping with Dw Reim from facebook.com."
Honest simple guy loyal to friends and family, likes to fight, good at sports and talking to the ladies. Hardworking and brave, never afraid to speak his mind earns his respect and his reputation. Cross a Sean and you'll probably end up with some missing teeth
Sean the realest on the block he always keeps it a stack
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they call me sean
Seans are an interesting breed as they are very varied; which is exemplified through the several variations of spelling of the name. The most coveted breed of Sean however is a hybrid of pure dorkiness and masculinity. Like SpongeBob, they have an amazing work ethic and a huge gap between their teeth and like to do manly things like barbecuing and changing flat tires.
After Sean offered to save Elizabeth should she tip over during their kayaking trip and smiled like SpongeBob, she smiled exposing the small gap in her teeth and realized that she found her soulmate.
A boy or girl who is non existent. Usually found in fiction books. A Sean is also a common identity made up by an Octave
Hey where’s Sean
Who?? Do you mean octave in a fat suit
Someone who is always sick / ill
Josh is ill again, he’s being a sean”