Random
Source Code

hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.

"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"

by Marmarbrinks May 14, 2015


class-tool

Dumbass/prick/self-conceited &/or all of the above in the usual sense of the term tool: Used to describe someone stupid/arrogant or just someone with a fetish for kissing ass/suking off someone's ego...

Btw French kissing it is fine only if it's a vag, and ONLY if you're participating/engaged in a consented on all accounts sexual act. OOOOO-KAY all around for your typical pornstar or sex-slave.

class tools are all are literally just your basic run of the mill idiots that you would be forced to be in contact with; much to your golden years of discontent... & vice-versa for them. You would be in their general vicinity on the bus to school, class, college anytime not in class etc.
When you finally graduated & regardless if they did or not, you were living life to the fullest with people you love or yourself if you prefer. You have a prosperous career, will be very happy & won't die alone or not, depressed & worthless. Everything else in between that's not beneficial to any intelligent individual happened to the Class-Tools. They all end up mostly living on streets begging for money/jobs/death. Some of them even probably lived lives as brutally tortured and poorly payed sex-slaves to pro-pornstars till the very end of their insignificant collective existence.

by Sex-Slavematron J64290 February 18, 2014


spawn tool

An item used to help the point of which offspring exists produce more offspring

The woman asked for the male for the spawn tool

by Fire Burst August 28, 2017


Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.

mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "

by the_lifeguard November 16, 2010


Schultze Tool

Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011


Glens Falls Tool

Something or someone that resembles this person, god like or control freak.

So today I checked in to a hotel and the company card bounced, the supervisor acted like a Glens Falls Tool

by joekr December 6, 2012

1👍 1👎


Oh tool

Dildo

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!

by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020