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A phrase to describe someone who is simpleminded, by comparing them to the simplicity of a two piece puzzle.
A: He is so simpleminded.
B: I know, he is like a two piece puzzle.
Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.
A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.
"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."
This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.
That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.
When a guy tapes the bottom of his two nuts together and lubes it up and another guy fucks it
“Hey Tyrone you wanna play two ball pool with me”
“Haha anytime Jerick”
If you see this you know the joke.
Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.
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Means you are and absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches
Ali and Toni is holding up two fingers up, they must have hella bitches
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