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When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.
"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."
When a guy tapes the bottom of his two nuts together and lubes it up and another guy fucks it
“Hey Tyrone you wanna play two ball pool with me”
“Haha anytime Jerick”
This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.
That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.
A phrase to describe someone who is simpleminded, by comparing them to the simplicity of a two piece puzzle.
A: He is so simpleminded.
B: I know, he is like a two piece puzzle.
When two military officers straddle a coffin during its lowering to salute and relieve their sexual juices.
Gary died last week. His brother Murray and father Paul we so kind and gave him a two-shoot salute.
If you see this you know the joke.
Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.
Means you are and absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches
Ali and Toni is holding up two fingers up, they must have hella bitches