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tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.

Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?

by MsWorld February 11, 2004

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Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.

Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?

by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019

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Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer

Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!

by h_yam February 16, 2011

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puff some pot

A term that a white person made to say” smoke some weed

“Just puff some pot, relax, and let your thoughts drift through your awareness like you were watching a movie. Ahh bliss

by Ksrwhtvr April 28, 2019


Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.

"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"

by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019


As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump February 3, 2012


tennessee honey pot

When your girls taking a dump on the toilet and you piss between her legs. Then fuck her on the toilet....

Damn dog i had to piss so bad i gave my hoe a Tennessee honey pot. Long as her legs were spead i finished the job.

by shangschlong December 24, 2019