An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.
Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?
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Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.
Liam: is there room for one more?
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–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.
2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation
3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago
4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.
I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.
What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
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A term that a white person made to say” smoke some weed”
“Just puff some pot, relax, and let your thoughts drift through your awareness like you were watching a movie. Ahh bliss”
when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.
"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"
Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament
He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!
When your girls taking a dump on the toilet and you piss between her legs. Then fuck her on the toilet....
Damn dog i had to piss so bad i gave my hoe a Tennessee honey pot. Long as her legs were spead i finished the job.