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a dude that gets stiff as bricks around girl
black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
When a person deletes their facebook status after someone proves them wrong
Did you see her status?
No
Oh she must've done a status takeback
The status describes what function the server is currently performing, or performing in a cluster.
The server status has spiked in reports.
The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
To owe some one money for a long period of time and not intend to pay back.
That guys on lucy status now
When someone becomes famous and proceeds to become toxic and do horrible things because they think that they're so famous that they can do anything they want
Logan Paul totally status tripped and got in deep shit because of it