poop rape

The same affects of being sexually offened in the anus hole.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.

Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.

"Hey Cuc, I just took a huge shit"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"

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ass-rape

To shove your cock in another's ass with extream malice.

You fucken bitch! I will teach your cheating ass! im going to ass-rape you!

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Jamie Rape

When your mother/father forces you to put on your PJs.

Even though you refuse to cooperate they still manage to make you put on your jameis.
.................................................................................................................................

Mommy: Time for Beddy Bye

Harold: I don't wanna

Mommy: Come over here and put on your jameis

Harold: Make Me!!

Mommy: You asked for it!!!!

(Grunting Noise/Squealing)

Harold: Help!! Help!! Jamie Rape!!!

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spider rape

when one uses there hand like two legs walking up a leg like a spider would. usually meaning they want to sitck there penis in the targets vagina

boy- come here bitch im gonna spider rape you... here comes the spider.

girl- what the fuck

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poop rape

When you are constipated to the point where your hard deer like shit pellets are compacted against your anus wall resulting in the formation of a hard, bumpy, phallic shaped demon that when expelled from your bowels after a few days of hibernation poop rapes you,resulting in a tearing and bleeding of your universal o ring and depending on the person sometimes a shameful arousal.

i was laid up in the hospital for a few days and was given so many opiates that after a few days of being unable to defecate i finally succumbed to taking a suppository which led to me ultimately being poop raped.

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rape a goat

what George B. does all night long

George: Spread dat ass wide
Goat: baahh
George: sooo tight *splooge*

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face rape

when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..

1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"

2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("

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