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tim's sandwich that tastes rlly good everyone who takes a bite become jacked and good at the timpani
I ate tim's panini and now all the babes love me
A literal GOD of cricket. Truly the greatest player to come out of any nation.
An absolute sex magnet, truly the sexiest man in existence.
"Did you see Tim Pringle playing last night?"
"I'm so glad that game was at night, looking at him made me so horny"
Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.
Hi, I’m Tim klimas, and you know it.
A replacement phrase for anal sex
Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.
Someone who struggles with day to day activity. Easy, every day things become harder for them. Usually in situations of low social importance or context, a tim bud will fail at the most minor of tasks.
Rick: Hey Randy, can you preheat the oven to 425?
Randy: Should I use a big or little pan?
Rick: I said preheat the oven ya Tim bud.
A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing
I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.
A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight
Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race
Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro