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Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.
I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.
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A turd that comes out with an end that resembles the tip of a soft serve ice cream cup or cone. This usually indicates the completion of a bowel movement. A blunt tip as opposed to a dairy dip tip would indicate internal breakage resulting in the need for further movement.
I'm certain my bowels are empty as my turd had a dairy dip tip.
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If a woman has French tip toes she is a walking trophy. No one can tell her anything, she’s her own boss. Run her own program. All the men wish she was their own. But she’s not cheap, you have to spoil her. She’s not easy either, straight wifey type.
“Cc has french tip toes bro 😍”
“That means she’s worth it”
“..Yea, you right bro.. ima buy her some Chanel bags”
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basically its were a guy shows only the tip of his dick on camera.
„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“
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When a Polish person(man or woman) fulfills their Polish duty by kissing you square on the tip of your penis.
"Man, i really wish someone would kiss the tip of my penis".."Luke will do it, he's Polish. The Polish Tip Kiss is their sacred duty. "
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Upon removing one's circumcised penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.
As an exclamation:
*Mike just got in a car accident*
Mike, "Shit on my tip!"
As a prepositional phrase:
Jason, "Shit on my tip, that bitch gave me herpes from a blow job."
Kyle, "That sucks, herpes is for life, I know from personal experience."
As a literal representation:
Jason, "Dude I had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, fucking her in the poop cutter."
Erik, "Did you get any shit on your tip?"
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Just about to hit send on a text message when you think better of it and stop
It was on the tip of my thumb to tell my mom how I felt about her new boyfriend
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