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Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?
jillian garrett, the coolest and hottest person ever
jillian garrett, the coolest and hottest person ever, is married to harry styles and zayn malik, aka zarry’s wife.
shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
A verse in a song written by the musician for their spouse or SO, or is written about their SO.
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
Time to write a wife verse about my beautiful man at home with the onyx hair🖤
A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)
I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.
Wear a wife beater and beat your wife on a Wednesday
My wife can wait for wife beater wednesday
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Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed