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When war propaganda becomes so out of touch with reality it turns comedic and achieves the opposite of the desired effect. It is said such propaganda is "Baghdad Bobbed" exactly at the moment when this threshold is crossed. As a side effect such propaganda is short-lived. The original reference of Baghdad Bob was the Iraqi information minister who insisted the US army would be defeated in Baghdad, shortly after which they overran it.
"These arrested Azov militants are not nazis, the Hitler tattoo on their back is merely there to scare the Russians."
"But the russians only discovered it after capturing them, do they fight bare-chested?"
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"Sorry mate, it looks like your propaganda was Baghdad Bobbed."
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When you run out of toilet paper while taking a shit and use the wall to wipe your ass
“Ah shit I’m all out of toilet paper...oh well looks like I’m doing a Bob Ross. The wall is my canvas and I am the brush”
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When guy can make his erected penis move with out his hands. Completely using pelvic and abdominal muscles in doing so. The erected penis makes the gesture like a diving board is after someone jumps of it.
Girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a BIG DICK guy while drinking Starbucks.
"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."
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To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.
Kevin has a homework assignment to do, but he's been sponge bobbing hard.
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When titty fucking a girl, she trie to lick your penis when you slide it really fast through her twin cities.
Hey do you want to go bobbing for hotdogs tonight.
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Describes somone who is mentally insane or a person who blatently doesn't give a fuck
"That's a bob blaze right there""Yea i haven't seen a kick to the face like that in a while"
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The Bob Seger is a complex and often painful sexual act that involves inserting a man's testicles into the anus of his partner and grinding his hips to the song "Night Moves" by Bob Seger.
He ended up in the hospital with testicular torsion after he gave this girl The Bob Seger.
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