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When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.
Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.
when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.
a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.
Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!
Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.
See also: Ashley
A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people
Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences
Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.