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A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on its head. people who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. whale sharks only no unicorns. kill the whale shark unicorn spill its blooooood.
"whale shark unicorns suck"
"IKR"
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when a guy puts a strap-on on his forehead and licks your cunt while he fucks your cunt with the strap-on
God, did he give great unicorn oral sex or what
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Is a magical rainbow pillow that was birthed out of a unicorns toe and rubbed on a dogs butt to for the shape of a turd
That pillow it totally a unicorn turd pillows
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Unicorn rupture sex is when a male and female finally decide to have sex at the age of 2, the boys dick is a one inch wonder meaning that it doesn’t satisfy the girl at all, this leads to the girl getting moody and crawls to get a ruptured unicorn, this unicorn as a 69 inch one meaning it highkey prefers the unicorn, the boy gets jealous so he pushes in hard, he end up getting his leg stuck in there making foot babies
‘oh your so bad let’s have unicorn rupture sex instead!’
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my true love and the baddie queen
1: omg ximena is alexis unicorn sugar queen
2: oh i’m so happy for them
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boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!
girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?
boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!
girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?
boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......
girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.
...LATER...
boy: okay i found it.
....WHAM!.....
boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!
girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now
..ring..ring..
boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!
godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!
boy: hahaha damn that sucks.
BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born
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Hunting for a homosexual male to deliver anal sex, generally with the hunter being on the receiving end.
Billy is going on a unicorn hunt because he wants to get his ass plugged.
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