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noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
the unofficial motto of the UK Furs Discord. Also used as a summoning word for a good friend.
John: wink WANK
Dan: yes, John? you summoned me?
Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.
Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.
jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.
Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.
The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.
MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!
When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.
I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.
The AMERICAN WAY of jerking off!
Wanking while looking at that sexy flag.
HOOKER: Hi there, wanna fuck? It's only 40 dollers!
AMERICAN PATRIOT: Hell no, i got that beautiful flag i can look at instead, i am gonna yank-wank! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!