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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019


restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 8, 2018


Norwich wrist watch

The act of fisting a sibling when in the Norfolk County

They are too close a family. I heard they often partake in a Norwich wrist watch

by Big Mug Of Tea February 13, 2024


Watch Out For The Moles

A vague warning that could mean anything, with a variety of usages, such as frightening people, alarming people and actually giving caution.

Thog: *Standing on road, with a truck coming from behind*
John: Watch out for the moles!
Thog: Thog don't caare.

by the moles are coming November 29, 2018


Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.

Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"

by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024


Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.

A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.

by blasphemyislove April 11, 2023


Why Am I still watching?

Because I want to watch the mutual views plead with you until they realize that ONLY VIOLENCE works on people like you and that NO AMOUNT OF IT IS ENOUGH.

Hym "Why am I still watching? Because I want to see the very first episode where you get what you deserve and I want to see it live. 'Hey gang, I regret to inform you that so-and-so was tragically taken from us.' And it can't happen soon enough."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024