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A person who is overly obssessed or dedicated to being a "teacher's pet". They are known do everything that is in their means to acheive their goal of being a Teacher's Pet. Most people don't like or want to be a Teacher's Pet, which is a step down from a "Whale of A Teacher's Pet". These people are known to excessively (even more then a normal "Teacher's Pet") brag and kiss up to the teacher. They obsess over getting a 4.0 and may even come up with retarded nicknames for themselves, like "PowerHouse".
These type of people do not accept no for an answer. If they want extra credit, there is no other option then just giving it to them. They act all nice, but really they're jerks. They like to brag about nothing and make up stories just to make themselves look good. They can be bold at times, but when told off, they become scared and have no clue what to do. But, most the time they are just given what they want because people don't know how to react to their smugness.
Whale of a Teacher's Pet: whoa. I could get into any college I want. I deserve a 5.0, not a 4.0.
Teacher: oh,alright. I'll just take your college tuition out of my paycheck. I may have to sell my house, but I'd do anything for you.
Whale: now that sounds better. I knew you'd comply with me.
When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.
Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.
adjective - the fatest white male at your high school during your junior or senior year and the fat kid is only one to two years younger than you.
Thar she blows! The white whale!
The blood on you'r knuckles/fist after fisting a woman while she is in her period. It is also possible to recieve bloody whale knuckles when you fist a man in the anus, popping his cherry. Well associated with the Duluth Corsage.
Oh Man! I fisted Melinda last night, she was in her period, but I didnt care, and boy did i have some serious bloody whale knuckles! What a mess!
Noun- A Guy Who's Slong Is So Big He Can Please A Blue Whale.A guy with the biggest cock in the world better kniown as the blue whale pleaser.
My Boyfriend's cock is so big he can please me and a pod of blue whales!.Dude your the blue whale pleaser.
Epic failure, loaded with embarrassment, consistent with blogging mishaps in the tumblr community.
So-and-so already blogged that image, you n00b! Fail Whale!