nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

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wood chucker

An individual who everyday bangs the backs out of one or more girls at a time, while taking cialis.

Dan the man bangs more bitchs than anyone I know. dan is a wood chucker.

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Zachary wood

A chubby kidd who like to eat asia wok and is a third party to the berry group he also has vip access to the asia wok kitchen

“Watch out for zachary wood he might cook up your dog”

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Balsa Wood

The same as Morning Wood but not fully hard.

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.

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wood-whap

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand

I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .

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Lucky Wood

When an ugly male gets unexpected female sexual attention. Hence, 'lucky wood'.

"Mate, I got laid again last night..."
"Dude, you have some seriously lucky wood!"

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Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock

Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution

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