Woman nipple

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Do you find it weird that a woman nipple can’t be shown in public but I fat guy nipple can?

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Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter

Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA

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woman's houdini

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.

Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.

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woman hair

When a male human being has long hair which makes him look like the opposite sex.

I just saw Bob and wow he has got some woman hair!

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womans meal

a meal consisting of a 8 in sausage two meatballs and a white gravy sauce, chicks will eat it up

Dude i stayed in and gave my girl a great womans meal
Right on, did she eat that shit up
Hell yea, bro, every bit of it

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Woman moment

When a woman tries to attempt to do something a man does and miserably fails, such as making a joke.

Also can be used when a woman says something extremely stupid.

Woman: *does something stupid*

Man: woman moment

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Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.

L: "OMG, Monica didn't texted me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."

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