hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.

"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."

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nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

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jack wood

A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.

That guy jack wood likes dick.

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Zachary wood

A chubby kidd who like to eat asia wok and is a third party to the berry group he also has vip access to the asia wok kitchen

“Watch out for zachary wood he might cook up your dog”

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wood chucker

An individual who everyday bangs the backs out of one or more girls at a time, while taking cialis.

Dan the man bangs more bitchs than anyone I know. dan is a wood chucker.

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Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

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jungle wood

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness

My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom

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