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To seemingly fall off the face of the Earth after an extended period of public exposure.
Whatever happened to Rachel Leigh Cook? She was in a ton of (gay) movies, and now she's in practically nothing. She totally pulled a Rob Zombie.
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An asshat who sucks on Stan Lee's dick.
MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible characters of them all, but we also have sorcerer's, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."
(quoted by a marvel zombie)
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When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.
Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.
Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!
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A person who walks around like a dead person thinking about having sex... all day. May exhibit zombie-like qualities such as a blank stare and or grunting at people and inanimate objects.
Charlie Sheen is a sex zombie.
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A sexual move in which the male has intercourse with a sandwich containing some sort of fish (tuna, salmon, bass, etc.) After which, the male has intercourse with the female, the food particles getting stuck in her vaginal area. The final stage of Zombie Icthyoid is when the female urinates and finds maggots living in her vagina.
All we had was a tuna sandwich, so all we could do was Zombie Icthyoid.
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In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.
Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.
The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.
Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.
Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.
Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.
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One of the all-time WoT greats. Funniest guy ever.
"I'm funny."--Zombie Nixon
>_>
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